Retired Emo Kid Tee Size:2XL wash after wash (because laundry

wash after wash (because laundry day is already enough work)

killing it on wine-and-whine Zooms

For every woman who owns more succulents than shoes and has a sense of humor as dry as potting soil

Meet your new favorite funny shirt for women: the Wearing All Black Today Tee

letting you quietly show off your fierce side (with zero effort required)

Retired Emo Kid Tee Size:2XL wash after wash (because laundryEver catch yourself blasting My Chemical Romance in the minivan while the kids roll their eyes in the backseat? If the only thing more faded than your favorite jeans is your teenage angst, girlthis tee was made for your soul. Finally, a shirt that understands your love for eyeliner (and comfort). Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you dont have to). Ready to make retired emo kid your favorite personality trait? The